Henk of Armenia 2017-3: վերջ*

One of the last things I did before returning home was visit Kalavan in Gegharkunik Marz, close to the Azerbaijani border. Several of the old Hrazdan Gorge crew have split off this year to form a radical faction doing hard core excavations around the village. Towards the end of the season the others, including myself, paid them a visit, to count and counsel any possible survivors and, (of course) to get drunk in the process.

Kalavan may well be one of the most beautiful place I have visited in Armenia and it is most certainly the most secluded. In order to get there, you drive down a not-so bad-road for an hour-and-a-half along the shores of Lake Sevan, make a left into a rather bad road, follow that for an hour or so until it turns really bad and finally you turn left again, this time on to an absolutely terrible dirt track, which can only be navigated by four wheel drive. You follow that track for eight or nine kilometres (which takes about three quarters of an hour) and when it ends, you have reached Kalavan.


An abandoned Azeri cemetery along the really bad road on the way to Kalavan.

The village, with just over a hundred inhabitants, is hidden on the slopes of the beautiful valley of the Barepat River. The house in which the dig crew stays is partially made of fired bricks. A clear sign, according to one of the Armenian archaeologists, that it had originally been built by Azeri’s. “Armenians only build in stone” he said, his voice heaped with scorn about those silly brick users. And that is what makes this beautiful little village a tragic place too, but sadly tragedy is never far away on the Caucasus. Kalavan is a former Azeri village. The original inhabitants were Azeri’s from Armenia who, during the war in the nineties, either fled or were driven across the border into Azerbaijan, and the people living there now are Armenians from Azerbaijan who either fled or were driven across the border into Armenia. On the way to the village we also drove passed deserted and destroyed villages and abandoned Azeri cemeteries.

Despite its tragic history, Kalavan is a gorgeous place and the food, most of which is produced locally (no shops in Kalavan) is fantastic. The village is also home to Time Land (https://www.facebook.com/time.landfund/), an archaeological and ecological enterprise started by my Armenian colleague Robert Ghukasyan, who has turned the entire valley into a national park. It is also one of the cleanest places in Armenia. You will not find litter anywhere, much unlike much of the rest of Armenia, where, if you are in need of a plastic bag, all you need to do is lift your arm and make a grabbing motion. Odds are you will catch one of the millions of bags flying around on the breeze everywhere.


Early morning view from the porch where I slept.

After the evening feast, which ended rather predictably, I dragged my cot outside on to the porch, and fell asleep looking at the shooting starts in the clear night sky, only to wake up twenty minutes later with my glasses jammed into the side of my face. Other than that I slept solidly until the next morning, when I woke up to the sound of pigs rooting through the garden below me. It took me a few seconds to get my bearing, but as soon as I remembered where I was, I sat up and stared at the view for a while. You don’t get to see that from a Dutch bedroom window!

Last Saturday, when the plane landed at Schiphol airport (I say landed, it was more thrown at the runway) I was greeted by now customary mixed bag of feelings after a month in Armenia: glad to be home and homesick for the place I just left. It always takes me a few days to adjust back to the Netherlands, to the straight, well-kept streets with their neatly trimmed shrubs, to the neat rows of houses and to the overall retirement home garden orderliness of the place.

On my first tour in Armenia, my overwhelming impression was one of chaos. Brilliant chaos, but chaos nevertheless. I soon learned that it may look rather chaotic, but underneath there is a sort of order, just not the kind of order which would be immediately apparent to the Germanic, Northwest European eye. I have become very familiar with (most of) that order in the intervening years, so I can move in the streets and social circles of Armenia with relative ease. I am also convinced that the Netherlands would benefit greatly from a healthy dose of that different order-masked-as-chaos.

Armenia is many things, but (luckily!) it is nothing like a retirement home garden.


*վէրջ means ‘finished’, ‘done’, ‘the end’. I think.


Henk of Armenia 2017-2: Bears and other considerations

Last Saturday we visited Ara Ler, one of the many extinct volcanoes in Armenia. While I had been around volcanoes and excavated on their flanks, I had never before been in one. Ara Ler has a caldera which has, at one point blown out towards the Southwest point. That must have been some event; the entire Southwest side of the mountain is gone. Some of the (younger…) people on the team went on a hike around the caldera wall to reach the summit. Suren and I climb up the inside of the caldera, but eventually did not reach the top. The inside of the caldera is partially overgrown with shrubs, bushes and small trees and that is exactly the kind of place the bears of the Lesser Caucasus like to use to pass the day. “It’s okay,” Suren says, after telling me a story of an American archaeology student being attacked by a bear on this same mountain just weeks ago. “Armenian bears are not very big; like that.” he says, while pointing at a rock the size of a small car.


Hic sunt ursi.

I heard that story only days earlier from Hayk, another Armenian archaeologist, who was witness to the attack. A group of them stumbled upon the bear, which ran away, unfortunately right into the path of the girl, who had stayed behind. Startled by this ‘ambush’, the bear lashed out at her and then tried to bite her in the head. Even though she had been injured by the first attack, she looked up and straight up punched the bear in the face. The bear, apparantly not expecting this, turned and did a runner. Hayk had to carry the girl down the mountain on his back. Regardless of how terrible such an attack is, she has won bragging rights in her circle of friends for years to come!

Our ascent ends on a rocky promontory surrounded by two converging gullies full of trees and bushes. Even though Armenian bears are obviously only the size of a small car, I think Suren and I both felt things were becoming a little beary. Circumnavigating the beariness would have meant going all the way back down and circling around, so we count our blessings and stay where we are, having an excellent few hours before descending back down.


The flanks of Hatis.

Later in the week we excavate a test trench on the flanks of Hatis, another volcano in the area. The panorama to the South is gobsmacking, with Yerevan and Ararat all but hidden from view.

The heat is virtually unbearable, and while Early Palaeolithic artefacts are passing through my hands and I am choking on the dust in the trench, all I can think of is how tragically cruel it is, that I have to be so far away from the woman and dog I love so much, to be here in Armenia and do what I love more than pretty much everything else.

Henk of Armenia 2017-1: Vincent van Gogh

I am sitting in my regular spot in the Café Hovhannes in the garden of the dig house in Yerevan. As usual, I am sweating like a nun caught in a sex shop while I am trying to work. Nor Geghi, the dig site, still lives up to its unofficial name ‘the Blast Furnace’ so fieldwork is a gruelling affair, but none of that is new or particularly exciting. The problem with going back to a place over and over again is that you run out of things to write about, even when you like it so much. So all in all I am not sorry that there is a good chance that the project will relocate to the north of Armenia next year, right on the Georgian border. New landscapes, new places, new sites.


Tsaghikner, by Vincent van Gogh

Luckily the Armenians still manage to wrongfoot me every time. On the plateau above the site in Nor Geghi lies a repurposed military base, now apparently the hub of Armenia’s emergency communications network. We have to go through the gate to get to the site and inside is a small sort of guards house, always occupied by the same small gaggle of idle looking, post-middle aged Armenians. We often make fun of them, because all they seem to do is sit there, get hammered on vodka, and act surly when they open the gates, but they’re nice to us and on occasion have offered us food, coffee and (of course) vodka in the past.

By the guards house is also a water hose with a tap where we get ice cold water to take down to the site. The other day water ran out mid day so I walked back up to the base to refill some bottles. One of the guys came out of the house and called me over: ‘One minute!’ I walked over to the door and I was ushered into the room with a table decked out for lunch. Inside I was offered food and of course vodka and a conversation of sorts ensued. Even though I had to give up my Armenian lessons with Mr. Geragoussian, his troubles and frustrations at my sluggishness are not entirely wasted. We were able to have a conversation of sorts somehow, even though none of them really spoke any English. One of the chaps asked me where I was from and when I said ‘holandakan’ he burst into a flurry of words which I could not understand, but at some point I made out the word ‘tsaghik’, which means flower.

Ah, alright, I get it: flowers, Netherlands’ I thought, but then he asked ‘Vincent van Gogh?’ and when I nodded and ‘ha ha’-ed a lot, he smiled like a madman.* By now we are on the second vodka and one of the other men asks him something about van Gogh in a rather dismissive tone. And then they both erupted into a ten minutes long, heated argument, with much gesticulating and shouting, about the merits of Dutch postimpressionism and expressionism compared to Russian and Armenian expressionism. They got incredibly worked up and it was a magnificent display, even more so because I was only able to get very little of it, but they were both flinging names of artists at each other like they really knew what they were bickering about. After a while they calmed down, which naturally was celebrated with a third shot of vodka. I think the van Gogh guy won.

Even though I was enjoying the whole scene immensely, I needed to extricate myself before a fourth round was going to be be tabled so I got up a little wobbly, thanked them for their hospitality and staggered over to the water bottles outside and then on, back to the site.

Old Armenian geezers bumming around in a small guards house may still be doing little more than drinking vodka, but there is definitely more to them than meets the eye.


* ‘Ha’ is Armenian vernacular for ‘yes‘, it has nothing to do with faking laughter. To the contrary in fact, it is supposed to be pronounced on a rather doleful tone.




An innocent enough, random looking number on a random looking map, which completely belies the terrible ordeals it fails to convey. This number indicates the positions of Pionier Bataillon 227 of the 227th Infantry Division in July 1944, near the town of Agusalu in present day Estonia, where they were probably trying desperately not to get chewed up by the merciless, relentless Moloch called Operation Bagration.

That makes this the last known general location of my grandfather before he was shot in September 1944. Somewhere between here and Riga in Latvia, probably closer to Riga than Agusalu, some Russian (who would probably have rather shot him in the head) made sure I am here to write this by giving him his ‘Heimatschuss’. So thank you, Russian soldier. If it wasn’t for your poor (but not too poor!) aim, I would not be here.

Whichever way you look it, my grandfather was one of the bad guys, and in the autumn of 1944 the Wehrmacht was reaping what it had sown the previous years, so on the face of it there is little grounds for pity. But he was my grandfather and I do feel pity. I feel terrible about what the Nazis made him do, especially in the knowledge that other ideological overlords are fooling / forcing poor schmucks like him to do the same things as we speak.

Image: http://www.lexicon-der-wehrmacht.de

Why Science Matters To You.

‘Why should we look to the past in order to prepare for the future? Because there is nowhere else to look.’ is a quote by science historian James Burke, inscribed on one of the walls of the National Museum of Antiquities in Leiden. As an archaeologist I believe he is right, but this quote and others similar sometimes feel like worn out clichés. Nobody ever seems to heed the lessens we can clearly learn from the past, from invading Russia while having access to history books telling you it is a very, very bad idea, to climate denial in the face of detailed knowledge about what disastrous events even small oscillations in temperature can cause.

And recently forces across the globe are taking this denial a step further by actively attacking the importance and the role of science in society. Anybody with a degree at Google University feels their opinion is on a par with scientific consensus and should be considered with equal validity. And the current government of the United States advocates the teaching of evolution as ‘theory’ instead of fact (thereby deliberately corrupting the meaning of the word ‘theory’ in science) and calls global warming a ‘Chinese conspiracy’. They ridicule science and scientists as fantasists or even corrupt agents of industry (‘Big Pharma’) and the internet follows suit.

And that is a terribly dangerous development. I am not saying that out of arrogance or because my ego is bruised, I am saying that because society needs science! Not only to provide actual facts for politicians to politicise with, instead of the other way around, but also because science is not all about global warming, nuclear fusion and finding a way to end world hunger. It influences countless smaller, daily, but very significant things in our lives.

Our entire way of existing is simply impossible without science. Science as a method may be only a few centuries old, but science as an idea, as a state of mind is positively ancient. And not the exclusive domain of scientists. The notion that you can adapt your environment to improve your life, not accepting the status quo, finding ways to improve things, learning from your mistakes and successes, starting over again and again in the face of failure, all that begins when the first hominid comes up with the idea of shaping a piece of stone to improve its function, even if these ideas are of course not deliberately formulated. Or rather perhaps with another hominid who sees what is going on and figures he can do one better.

The beauty of it is, that this thirst for innovation is in essence not a human property, it is a simple exponent of natural selection, as we can see over and over again with countless other animals on the same path. That path does not necessarily follow the same trajectory as ours, and I’m not saying that crows turning sticks into tools ‘do’ science, but this process is definitely the root of all things scientific, and of our insanely complicated and technology driven way of life and its commodities.

It is that process of constant trial and error, which eventually branched off into a ‘separate’ discipline called science somewhere around half past Middle Ages, but the branch is inseparably intertwined with the rest of society. Virtually every aspect of our way of life today is rooted in a cumulative body of knowledge resulting from scientific research. Science benefits you!

Society needs science to thrive. And science needs society to thrive.

Henk of Armenia 2016-4. Home.

I arrived back home and was very happy to see my wife and dog again, have a shower, sit on a sofa, sleep in my own bed. But now I am restless and listless at the same time. For a while I didn’t know what it was; was I tired, jet-lagged? I think I need to get Armenia out of my system. This morning I walked the streets of Leiden and they seemed too quiet, too sleepy. I never thought I would ever say that I miss the crazy traffic of Yerevan, but the sudden absence of the constant din and life threatening antics of the drivers unnerves me.

I need to get A2016_168_zwrmenia out of my system and readjust to the Netherlands, but I do not want to do that. Not just yet. I really did not want to leave. H. accused me of getting up too late in the middle of  the night on purpose to miss my flight. I know there would not have been much point in staying in the sense that the fieldwork season is essentially over. Most of my colleagues have also left or are leaving in the next few days, but I want to hear the long slow lilt of H. and his father which always makes their Yerevan Armenian sound as if they are arguing about something. I want to sit on the long wooden bench in the Café Hovhannes and spend the day drawing artefacts or reading papers on archaeology, with a beer on the side in the afternoon. I want that day to slowly merge into drinking beer in the Café Hovhannes until too late, with the papers somewhere on or under the table. I wish I could go to Lagonid on Nalbandyan street and have Lebanese food tonight.

I need to get Armenia out of my system but I cannot get the hauntingly beautiful hymns of Komitas I heard at Geghard monastery last Friday 2016_170_zwout of my head. I walked up to a corridor chiselled out of the rocks and I heard music coming from around the corner at the end. I walked in slowly, trying not to stumble on the uneven floor (the only thing the masons of Geghard failed to make perfectly nice and smooth for unknown reasons), drawn in by the music, but apprehensive of the disappointment if it would turn out to be a recording. I looked into the room and here, in this small chapel carved out of the mountain itself, were five people singing to a small group of listeners, illuminated only by the for once shy sunlight falling in through an oculus in the dome. I walked behind the listeners to the other end of the room and leaned my back against one of the columns. The ancient, carved walls and pillars, the light of the sun with its thin shroud of dust particles, the wonderful acoustics of the room, the serene voices of the singers and the soul piercing sadness of the slow music were almost too much to bear. The cool rock of the column pressing into my back felt as if it was comforting, embracing me as the music moved me to tears. Not a lot of music has the power to move me to tears, but this certainly had. Has. Perhaps the knowledge that I had to leave soon gave the music extra poignancy or perhaps I am now 2016_163_zwreading too much into the experience because I feel homesick for Armenia, but this, this was as if the mountain itself was singing to me.

I need to get her out of my system, but Mother Armenia is a fickle mistress and she has got a hold on me.

Henk of Armenia 2016-3. Road Trip!


The ancient Armenian capital of Ani, across the border in Turkey.

In a welcome break from the usual Yerevan – Nor Geghi commute my friend Hayk and I travelled to his home town of Gyumri. There is a railway connection between Yerevan and Gyumri, but for some reason he insisted on going by marshrutka, that staple of public transport in much of the former Soviet Union. I’ve seen these marshrutkas drive around Yerevan for years and nothing I saw ever encouraged me to get into one. These mini-buses come apart at the seams, belch out black smoke and are generally crammed so full of people that it would take Japanese train pushers to get in more. The seats are always occupied, but what passes for an aisle in these cars will also be full of people, standing hunched over because the roof is too low, wedged in between the sides with arms outstretched, hanging for dear life on account of the driving style of the average marshrutka driver. It is not unusual to see the seated passengers pressing their faces into the narrow open slits the sliding windows allow, in an attempt to avoid close acquaintance with the armpits of one or more of the standing passengers.
Hayk and I took the metro to Yerevan train station behind which a gaggle of buses and marshrutkas were milling around angrily, beeping at each other in the customary Caucasus way. Hayk walked towards a van which looked exactly like all the others to me, but for some reason he knew this was the one bound for Gyumri.
“What time does it leave?” I asked.
“When it is full.”
That was not encouraging. Hayk clambered into the marshrutka to reserve two seats in the back by putting our bags on them so we could wait outside, but this apparently did not make much of a difference, because every time another passenger entered the van an argument ensued, accompanied by much eye-rolling and gesticulating.

At some point the driver was content that his marshrutka was filled to capacity so he gunned the engine and joined the still ongoing beeping fray on the square. The car made its way out of Yerevan and the driver spent the next three hours steering it through every pothole and crack in the road he managed to find. I tried to stay seated on the bucking rear seat, wedged in between Hayk, who is admittedly not a very large wedge, and a more formidable older woman who I suspect was responsible for the periodic fouling of the atmosphere. All the curtains were drawn so all I could see, while trying not to get catapulted through the marshrutka, was the view through the windshield, over the bobbing heads of the other mostly sleeping passengers. I was relieved when we pulled into a square in Gyumri and I was able to disentangle myself from the other passengers to step into the glaring heat of Gyumri.

That morning’s marshrutka ride had cured me of any desire to repeat the experience, but for the sheer travel romanticism of riding one in the Lower Caucasus I wanted to take the train back to Yerevan anyway. After a few pleasant hours at his parents’ house and in the city Hayk dropped me off at the unnecessarily large Gyumri train station where I eyed the green pile of metal that was going to take me back to Yerevan with some suspicion. It was going to be a three hour trip, but looking back I suspect that the duration was less a property of the distance travelled as of the fact that the train seemed to be incapable of going faster than 40 kilometres per hour.  Hayk told me the ride used to take up to eight hours because the train would halt for twenty minutes at every stop.

The train was a tired, rattling, Russian box car-like affair dating back to god knows when and the seating consisted of hard wooden benches of the sort the zealous are so fond of to add much needed suffering to their worship. The driver really liked the train’s signal horn and showed that by blowing it every other minute or so. At one point during the ride he went into a bit of a frenzy with the thing and I saw a rusty Lada apparently, and suicidally, trying to beat the train to a crossing. The impotent beep of the car horn drowning in the braying noise of the train as it clanged past in victory made me laugh.
The train was surprisingly full and I finally found a seat in the first of the three cars, right behind the driver’s compartment and the balcony. I shared this corner with a small, foul smelling stack of the grimiest banana boxes I have ever seen and they looked as if they had been there forever. They probably had. They were certainly left there when all the passengers spilled from the train at the final destination.


Samvel of Armenia.

We had barely creaked and groaned our way out of Gyumri when I caught a glimpse of a small boy inching towards me from the corner of my eye. I stared out of the window. Encouraged by this he stood by the edge of the wooden bench with his hand on the back and beamed at me. Incessantly. I fixed my gaze on the mountains across the border in Turkey. Then he sat down on the very edge of the bench. He took the fact that I was ignoring him as a cue to make himself a bit more comfortable and he shuffled a little further onto the bench. A few minutes later he was reclining against the back of the bench and asked me if I spoke Russian in Armenian. I said ‘che‘, so he got up and stood as close to me as he could and continued to smile at me. By now I was glaring out of the window with the furious conviction of a believer who is certain that the virgin Mary is about to appear over the horizon at any moment.
I will never cease to be bemused by the utter lack of inhibition in children everywhere, but I was very impressed by the utter indifference of the mother of this one a few benches behind, to my obvious discomfort. I did the only thing possible in this situation. I turned my head towards the boy and smiled back. His name turned out to be Samvel and he was eleven years old (information gathered by applying the time-honoured ‘Me Tarzan, you Jane’ method) and we struck up a conversation.
I say conversation, but it was more of a bewildering exchange of pointing at things outside the train and words that rarely managed to explain what was being pointed at, but it was not entirely unsuccessful:
“Tsoren.” Samvel said, pointing at a random field.
“Tsoren! Hats!”
“Oh hats! Yes! No! I mean ha! OK, so tsorel!”
“Che! Tsoren! TsoreN!’
Similar confusing exchanges ensued over the word for stork and him explaining that he liked boxing and Armenian folk dancing, but we stuck to our guns and managed somehow. I was quite pleased that I was able to apply at least some of the things I learned in the handful of Armenian lessons I have had (“yes chosum em mi kitch, mi kitch hayeren” being the staple, garnished with royal helpings of “I am sorry”). I would not have been able to do this last year. And to be honest, my Armenian was better than his English.

Henk of Armenia 2016-2. Food for though.

Arriving in Armenia after being away for a year is a little like being bear hugged by a sweaty aunt, but I feel pleased about the familiarity of the crumbling, bumpy streets of Yerevan as H. and I drive to the dig house in the early morning, more pleased even about the actual bear hugs of the team members who are already there. There is something particularly wonderful about the easy friendship you build with people you don’t see except once a year in a faraway place, but within hours it is like you were never not there.

crossingMuch has changed in the way I feel about Armenia. I am years away from ‘I feel like I ended up in an elaborate Monty Python sketch’ and because it feels, is, so familiar, I have begun to develop new perspectives about the place and the people.
A long time ago a friend recommended the book ‘The Crossing Place. Journey Among The Armenians’ by Phillip Marsden and it was my first introduction to the Armenians, for it is not so much a book about Armenia as it is about the Armenians, especially the many thousands cast wide all over the Middle East, Southeast Europe and Russia. I forgot mostly about it in the years past, but I remembered it in 2008 when I was asked to join the dig team for the first time. I am currently rereading that rather sad story.

If there ever was a book title that fits the subject like a glove it has to be ‘The Crossing Place’. Armenia really is and always has been the frictitious meeting point of many worlds. Situated on the southern part of the Caucasus range separating the Russian world from the Orient it is the Middle East and it is Europe, its shepherds and cowherds follow their herds on the high plains like they have done for thousands of years but they have the latest smart phones, and it is on the outer fringes of the Christian world yet enormously influenced by its Muslim neighbours. Armenia was occupied, cut to pieces and repressed by both the Ottomans, the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union and by a host of other neighbours since the dawn of written history but it has been on the occupying side itself often enough. Still, in the mad religious, cultural and genetic cauldron that is the Middle East, the Armenians persist.

This resilience is a central theme in Marsden’s book and I can see what he means. All Armenians are bound together by the terrible deeds a hundred years ago and I sometimes feel they have problems defining themselves as a people in other terms than as victims of the Ottomans, and the stories of families destroyed and properties lost add to that image, but under that scar I can see it in the kindness of the people here in Armenia who may be dirt poor but still smilingly offer you coffee, wine, wodka and apricots while they are unable to exchange a single word with you and it is evident in the pride of the Armenians I have met in the Netherlands.

Henk of Armenia 2016-1. Preparations

I cannot remember ever having looked forward to going to Armenia as much this year. I keep going back to photographs of previous years and other Armenia related things. The place is really growing on me, but I am convinced it has to do with a process that started last year when I got to know some of the Dutch Armenians and experienced how they feel about the country and its history. The series Blood Brothers by Dutch Armenian and Dutch Turkish duo Ara Halici and Sinan Can was also of considerable influence.

Apart from the ‘serious’ preparations for the upcoming field season I’m having tonnes of fun in preparing for the social side of the whole thing. D. and I are going to make the most of the season in a gramophone listening, G&T drinking, pipe smoking and dressing outrageously sort of way. One does not travel to the Caucasus without dressing properly.

13450845_10154292581476468_7204940089576465810_nI have also taken up a course in Armenian with classes once a week. I’ve only been three times, but Avo, the teacher was quite convinced after the first class that I was going to be able to read and write the 39 letters of the Armenian alphabet before I got on the plane to Yerevan. Avo is a very optimistic man, since he further stated that perhaps not this year, but next year I will be able to converse in Armenian with confidence. I take heart from the fact that he was right about his first statement. Three weeks in I can pretty much read, write and pronounce the letters of the alphabet. This does not mean, by the way, that I understand the words I can now read. While I have found that there is reason behind the madness of having 39 letters, I still feel the Armenians are playing us for fools. Sure, unlike with English or Dutch, when you read a word in Armenian, you know exactly how to pronounce it, but that doesn’t mean you have to use all of them in every word. Since I have learned the word for hat (գլխարկ or ‘glkhark’) I have become convinced that the Armenian people must be descended from Klingons.

I have also found out why the van driver last year was always yelling at me whenever I asked him to pull over at a shop for drinks on the way back from the dig site. I had learned the word for cold and was pretty chuffed with myself that I could say to him that we needed ‘sar garedjur’ (cold beer). Whenever I said that he started yelling ‘Sar garedjur! Sar garedjur!’ back at me and I was confused as to why. Now that I can write the alphabet and have learned a few more words I have discovered that there is a subtle difference, completely and utterly missed by me last year, between սառ and սար, the first one meaning ‘cold’ and the second a word for ‘mountain’. I think he was trying to tell me I was asking for a mountain of beer. In hindsight I have to say that under the circumstances that was not at all a bad proposition, but it is still a little embarrassing.

Two weeks to go still. Time to start drawing up lists, collect tools, accoutrements and stock up on necessary medication. Last minute purchases and alterations next Saturday and a final pre-Hayastan class from Avo. I will need to ask him for a list of useful words. ‘Archaeologist’ and ‘archaeology’ would be good for a start.